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YOU GUYS! They remade The Nutcracker. Why was I not informed? What the hell have they done to it? Who the hell thinks about Nazis when they think about Christmas? Why does the Nutcracker look like Pinocchio? And why the hell is it in 3D? Oh, it's apparently as bad as it sounds.
I just... Nazis? Kid's flick? This doesn't even sound like one of those it's-made-for-kids-but-waaaaaaay-creepy-when-you-think-about-it films. It's like Pan Labyrinth...but marketed for kids. Oh, to be a fly on those theater walls.
(I may have an invested interest considering my WIP is a modern(ish) retelling of The Nutcracker...so I'm taking notes on this sucker of what. not. to. do. Still, even my messed up mind would not turn the Mouse Army into facists. Also: Nazis!)
I just... Nazis? Kid's flick? This doesn't even sound like one of those it's-made-for-kids-but-waaaaaaay-creepy-when-you-think-about-it films. It's like Pan Labyrinth...but marketed for kids. Oh, to be a fly on those theater walls.
(I may have an invested interest considering my WIP is a modern(ish) retelling of The Nutcracker...so I'm taking notes on this sucker of what. not. to. do. Still, even my messed up mind would not turn the Mouse Army into facists. Also: Nazis!)
